Any honest guy will tell you that a successful night encompasses 3 things. 1) Your good buddies, 2) Alcohol and 3) Eye Candy. If any of these ingredients are missing the night out can turn for the worse pretty quickly. Now, the first two are easy to come by but the 3rd element is always a hit or a miss… that is, of course, until HoneyAlert.com a new niche SMS marketing tool dedicated to alerting you via text message about where all the good looking girls (Honeys) are.

Is it just me or do I see this service getting abused by bars just reporting that there are hot girl there?

Anyways, for 20 pounds a year (the service is currently only launched in the UK with US service in the works) you will receive regular text alerts updating you as to the status of where all the “fit” girls are.

What kind of smartmob is this called?

Here are some example text alerts:

EH2 Henry Js 6-8 girls out for a works do. 7+ outa 10.

EH1 Candy Bar George St. fit birds are taking over the place, I’m not joking.

B1 52 Degrees North a 21st birthday party of about ten mostly all pretty hot .

PO13 Stunners just walked into HaHa bar. All 8 or 9 outa 10. Marvellous norks

What’s a nork?

Anyways, the service is completely participatory allowing you to take your stalker skills to a whole new level in allowing you to become a “spotter” and text in to report when you see a gaggle of geese (or so they say) You can also make a little dough with your stalker skills as HoneyAlert will pay a percentage of the money generated from all text message alerts out to the person that sends them the intel.

I can imagine called StudAlert.com coming soon as well… or are girls just not that desperate?

More detail here.

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